Just for jokes – by A Davies
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Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chickens day off!
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How did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was on the chicken’s foot…
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Why did the one handed man cross the road?
Because he was going to the second hand shop!
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Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken and the turkey were on holiday!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because his class was so bright!
Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
She couldn’t control her pupils!
G Hillier and L Mellin
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